Tag Archive | jrpg

Dear Japanese Games: Stop Having Boring Butt Openings

Let’s start JRPG’s with less of this: And more of this: Maybe I’m just spoiled, maybe I just have a short attention span, but I have lost all patience for “humble beginnings in a sleepy village” openings. Guess what? I don’t care. I don’t care about the villagers. I don’t care about my quiet life. […]

I’ve been playing Trails in the Sky on an emulator…

And I wish I could play every game the same way. Let’s be honest, no matter how much you love RPG’s, they do have a lot of boring stuff. There’s a lot of animations that aren’t necessary (especially in battles), there’s a lot of walking around, and if it’s not your thing (and working full time […]

Persona 5: The Hype is Real

Ah whuh? What was that? I’m sorry, was I drooling just now? I kinda feel like I was drooling just now. “(Your actions…) Will it bring glory…or calamity?” I don’t really care as long as they bring this game to my hands sooner. So, what do we have so far? A vaguely psychopathic main character […]

Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force Announced for Playstation 4

There’s no word yet on if this is a sequel or enhanced port or what, but there ya go. I’m…not really sure what this game is about. I guess there’s some goddesses who have these warrior avatars that fight an evil god on their behalf because…I dunno…polytheism is in and apparently anyone with long hair […]

Conception 2 Impressions: I just met you, and this is crazy! But there’s some demons, so have my babies!

    So, the world is ending because demons are coming out of cocoons that fall from the sky and they’re killing everyone and that’s mega bad. Like, super mega bad. Some schools were made to train folks to slay demons, like military academies, but then they found out that only people with a certain […]

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Digimon, digital monsters DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!

Now that I’ve shown you an awesome Japanese RPG that you’ll get to play, let me show you an awesome Japanese RPG that you’ll never get to play! Yaaaaaay! Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth is a game that I’m pretty sure exists because Pokémon is doing a detective game too. A strange corruption has begun eating […]

Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines Opening and Gameplay Trailer

  The opening movie for Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines has been revealed and it’s…kinda depressing… Of course, given that the name translates out to [Go Forth] Over My Dead Body, that makes sense. As was said before, Oreshika is a new JRPG for the PlayStation Vita portable system coming to America sometime this year, which is wonderful […]