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If You Need Me, I’ll Be Crying in the Corner…

So…we can’t have One Piece on the Vita in America…but we can have…this…:

GASP! THE FIRST FULL-SCALE FISHING GAME ON THE VITA?! AN EXOTIC MASH-UP OF VISUAL NOVEL x MOE x ARCADE FISHING SIMULATOR?!?! FOUR UNIQUE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS (that totally weren’t ripped straight from Tora Dora) HALF OF WHICH MAKE ME SORT OF UNCOMFORTABLE TO PLAY THIS GAME?!?! RPG ELEMENTS AND NINE DIFFERENT SHADES OF BROWN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT?!?!?!

and…and did you say…aquarium mode!?

GAME OF THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRR–okay I can’t keep this up. Here’s the thing guys, I’m happy for Sega, I really am. I’m happy for Sega trying something new, and putting the dollars to put that something new in America. I’m happy for digital distribution, because without it we wouldn’t have gotten Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable (go buy it right now or I’m not getting you a monkey for Christmas) or Ragnarok Tactics (that one…you can pass on…), so, props. With that said…

One Piece for the Vita isn’t coming to America because Namco Bandai decided that American’s don’t like One Piece enough…but apparently we like vaguely sexualized moe visual novel rpg arcade fishing games enough to necessitate Sega spending the money to bring Let’s Fish! Hook On to across the…er…pond…

Sony, just thought I’d put this out there, I consider myself a bit of a fanboy, buuuut the 3DS lineup for America has Fire Emblem Awakening (which is amazing from the demo), Luigi’s Mansion 2, Castlevania Mirror of something or other, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate with online and cross talk, three new Pokemon games, and I haven’t even scratched the surface on Crimson Shroud or Liberation Maiden yet…while my Vita has…

Sly Cooper, which I’m buying because it’s there, and a fishing game that’s gonna get a pity purchase out of me…

I’m not ready to file for a divorce just yet…but things ain’t lookin’ so good…

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One comment on “If You Need Me, I’ll Be Crying in the Corner…

  1. Oh, right, I suppose Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2+ which may or may not be an awful unplayable 30FPS and Dead or Alive 5+ are worth mentioning as well…but…their candidacy all depends on how lazy the ports are. Also, 9 games that I’ve never played versus one that I’ve played for like three or four years and one that I’m already kinda tired of playing from last year…

    I’m just sayin’ Sony…I’m just sayin’…

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